Translated from Chinglish. aka If you can do it then you should go up and do it. It's used against people who criticize others' work, especially when the criticizer it not that much better. Often followed by "no can no BB", which means "if you can't do it then don't even criticize it".
by gingerdesu April 12, 2014

It just all adds up… — The perfect ending to a really sad and bad story. The often “too late” realization that out actions are cumulative and quite binding.
If you have ever asked someone how they ended up in a particularly bad situation and the answer is “ It just all adds up…”; then, that person is facing a situation that from which no doctor, lawyer, judge, jury, friend, or priest can extricate them.
It’s time to face the music and dance; and pay those consequences.
This statement Is often rapidly followed by : “Only god can judge me!”
Which may or may not be true — if god is actually all Love and Forgiveness.
But, we certainly judge ourselves; and, moments where “it just all adds up” cause us to momentarily reflect on both our lives and our actions.
If you have ever asked someone how they ended up in a particularly bad situation and the answer is “ It just all adds up…”; then, that person is facing a situation that from which no doctor, lawyer, judge, jury, friend, or priest can extricate them.
It’s time to face the music and dance; and pay those consequences.
This statement Is often rapidly followed by : “Only god can judge me!”
Which may or may not be true — if god is actually all Love and Forgiveness.
But, we certainly judge ourselves; and, moments where “it just all adds up” cause us to momentarily reflect on both our lives and our actions.
Police: …But how did you end up killing 12 gang members; 2 innocent witnesses/bystanders; a pit bull; and an exotic South American parrot in a cage.
Perpetrator: I just shot everyone and everything I saw; and, pandemonium broke out in me; It just all adds up…well…ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!!!!!
Perpetrator: I just shot everyone and everything I saw; and, pandemonium broke out in me; It just all adds up…well…ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 18, 2023

by stxcia August 27, 2020

Fluffy sprinted through the house knocking things around and her family said she "has a wildcat up their ass!"
by I, Wreckerrr June 6, 2017

woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.
A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.
And then the chaos ensues.
A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.
And then the chaos ensues.
I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023

Used in casinos. To quit playing and ask the pit manager to give you money in return for your chips.
by david26 August 10, 2006
