oh my god the quarterback is toast

Phrase used in Die Hard for a blown up tank
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

*Boom!*
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

by ChrisLionheart January 7, 2005

You make my software into hardware

A nerdy pick up line that tells someone they are sexually aroused upon seeing them. It's a nerdy boner. Normally used when a nerd sees an incredibly hot slut (Because all nerds go for sluts)

Your penis becoming from a device that is within the interior of the computer, to a device that can be inserted into any computer. They are not however, immune to virus (atleast not until the idick comes out.)

Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "My computer isn't working"
Nerd: "Why?"

Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "It says I need to insert some hardware into my mainframe in order to update the software on this computer."
Nerd: "Well I can help you with that"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "You have the right hardware?"
Nerd: "You make my software into hardware"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "Like, WHAT???"

by BationMaster June 21, 2012

Sounds like my Ex-Wife

variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.

Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

by Doc Roberts June 16, 2010

cross my heart and hope to die

A saying that means "promise"

"I did not cheat on you! cross my heart and hope to die" she said to her doubtful boyfriend.

by pirate deathbat January 21, 2010

Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!

(N.) The old South Park catch phrase up until 2002, when they stopped killing Kenny and he came back from the dead through the help of Chef's parents and yet another lame Rob Schnieder movie. ("Rob Schnieder is Kenny")

Oh My God! They Didn't Killed Kenny!
You........, Non-Bastards!

by G-Union October 28, 2003

sweep me off my feet

It's an english expression reffering to the feeling that one gets when completely taken by someone, carried away, swept away (all emotionally).

It's basically like making someone fall in love with you in a short amount of time.

so "are you trying to sweep me off my feet?"
basically translates to, literally
"are you trying to make me fall (in love) with you?"

by dagirlshommie April 26, 2010

Tongue punch my fart box

To insert ur tongue into anus hole

I bet u wont tongue punch my fart box

by Bongwayoflife January 19, 2018