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I just burnt my self

I was doing my hair and I burnt myself
“ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.
by 🫥me she March 26, 2022
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I beg to pardon

I beg to pardon is commonly found in poems like, "Romeo and Juliet" and "A midsummer nights dream" by William Shakespeare's. Its like saying to somebody, i beg to differ, or yeah right!
Ashley: I just won the lottery!

John: I beg to pardon
by urbandictionary.com/begtopardo January 18, 2022
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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
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why don’t i have a boyfriend yet

Cuz you single Af or u have no mans
“She doesn’t have a BF yet”Boy 1
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl

Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet
by SkinnyPenisBoi August 9, 2018
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<.7.9.7.>I Like It Finger Out Around Final Bout Because It Is Over Nine-Thousand<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.>I Like It Finger Out Around Final Bout Because It Is Over Nine-Thousand<.7.9.7.6>
by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
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I am a lie

It's when your whole life is a lie and you will lie till the end of your life
I am a lie and everything I have said up to this point is a lie
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