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messed up messed

Adj. Which is really messed up. Not just like a little concern or whatever but something big. It may also qualify a person, really in trouble, or completetly stoned. Being messed up messed might result from a colossal defeat. It may also lead you to further troubles such as loosing your keys, or even feeling like hanging yourself.
92-0.

How could that....????!!! just a football game!
huge laughs You're so messed up messed!
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fucked up shit

Something that happens that is truly fucked up. An example is when an ugly ass son of a bitch has the nerve to imply that you aren't good enough for him when his girlfriend has the body of a teletubby and her eyebrows don't share the same zip code.
Christopher made some dumbass comments about your body. That is some fucked up shit.
by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018
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green side up

What any man in the agriculture business who grew up in the South says out loud while passing by a group of blacks or Mexicans laying sod. The term refers to a lack of intelligence of the aforementioned negros/hispanics.
-while passing by people laying sod
Father: "Green side up, boys"
Son: "Why'd you go n say that, daddy?"
Father: "Son, they blue-gummers so dumb they wouldn't know a book if it hit 'em upside the head!"
by FloridaCracker January 22, 2009
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3 fingers up

If some shows three fingers up, this means they love you alot, the 3 finger up also shows you protect overs and you will nevr betray others.
3 fingers up in a photo with friends means he loves and protects them.
If 3 fingers shown to a girl / women, he loves you and finds you attractive
by 0420 April 4, 2022
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Hook up married

When your wife falls asleep in her sweets as soon as you walk in the door, then you put your laptop on her back and wank off to videos of other having sex.
My friend is the most well adjusted husband, he is always hook up married
by Wife is killing me December 7, 2013
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Brain brake up

You're in the midst of a breakup and feel like a different person. You find yourself spending a lot of time longing for your ex, constantly checking her Facebook updates, and wondering what went wrong. This shift in patterns of thought and behavior may be caused by neural changes that occur after a breakup.

Neuroimaging studies have found that being rejected, even by a stranger, activates many of the same regions in the brain as when experiencing physical pain. In one study, biological anthropologist Helen Fisher of Rutgers University recruited brave participants who held still in a functional MRI scanner while they looked at pictures of the person who had recently dumped them. These participants exhibited increased brain activity in several regions associated with reward, motivation, addiction and obsessive-compulsive disorder, which helps to explain why you might struggle to let go after a romantic relationship ends.
Brain brake up when you start to understand the reason behind the pain it becomes educational 😀
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 22, 2019
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Barnet me up

A phrase used in encouragement of delivering a cross when playing Fifa.

Originates in a flat in Tamworth where regular 'groggers' meet to partake in 'sessions' (sesh) of Fifa 2009 (formerly 2008).

To deliver to the barnet is generally encouraged from both open play and corners, whilst certain individuals have been heard to say the phrase at an attacking throw in.
"Barnet me up monty"
by Montgomerie May 18, 2009
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