Zombie Job

In essence, this sexual accomplishment takes far more than pure inner enlightenment. It takes years of skill, and when performed correctly will actually remove the male genitalia through a sucking process similar to that of a industrial vacuum.

Through analysis, one will reach the conclusion that this is anatomically impossible. However, this assumption is false. It's seldom seen to work, but I myself am an originator of this sexual concept.

The penis is removed through oral stimulation and the balls are sucked up through the urethra. This takes years of experience kids, and you probably can't afford it.

Zombie Jobs aren't gay if your doing your friend a favor.

Sister: I can't believe you gave dad that fatty Zombie Job last night.

Me: Oh yea sis sorry you weren't invited.

by Senator Barrack Obama February 22, 2009

Zombie

A big girl, usually drunk, who won't leave you alone, or follows you no matter where you go.

Dan: Dude, where are you
Max: WTF man, I had to leave, those Zombies won't leave me alone!
Dan: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Raytoao January 1, 2008

Zombie

Slang for a mentally retarded person.
Given for their constant moan/groan, mindless wandering, and blank look on their face.

Dude, did you hear the zombies in the hall?
Don't make fun of the mentally ill!

by Shifty Fingers Troy March 25, 2009

zombie

zombie is a slang term for a type of cannibis, also known as chronic

"man we scored some good zombie last night"

by g sus December 5, 2009

Zombie Nonce Fc

Zombie Nonce Fc Refers to the Scottish football club Rangers Fc which was established in 2012

Did you hear about how Zombie Nonce Fc Let their club die BRAINZZZZZZ

by William Hubbard May 15, 2021

Zombie Nixon

One of the all-time WoT greats. Funniest guy ever.

"I'm funny."--Zombie Nixon

>_>

by That great dude November 30, 2004

Zombie-esque

Adjective. similar to zombies, but not actually the living dead

The movie the Crazies was very zombie-esque although the townspeople were not dead and did not eat people

by zombie queen March 1, 2010