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Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.
I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.
by Memphis09 December 5, 2023
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Zombie Scroller

When you cannot stop reading something on the internet late at night for long periods of time.
Dude#1: Hey I was scrolling down my news feed for hours last night.
Dude#1: Man you're such a Zombie Scroller.
by Snell0007 January 26, 2016
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maud zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.
P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maud Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
by TalkerBettyCrocker February 9, 2014
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Zombie

A coffee addict that can’t function without caffeine and looks like a zombie without it.
You know what just spend all your money on coffee you zombie.
by anonymous September 3, 2023
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Diet Zombie

Someone who has been on a diet for only a couple of days but already craves fattening foods like a zombie craves brains. Usually attacks the fridge in a zombie-like manner.
I'm already becoming a diet zombie. BRRROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEEESSSSS!
by Kanna-Chan May 29, 2015
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zombies

1. A cringey disney musical series that got an even worse animated series
2. A popular class of the undead that can be found in lots of videogames and apocalypse stories
1. Hey, let's watch Disney's Zombies- **NO.**
2. ah fuck it's the zombies
by 264359823476295692876592384569 February 26, 2025
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it's gone zombie

when something has gone beyond viral

particularly for someone you dislike
"did you see Lucy's new post?"
"no, why?"
"oh shit dude. it's gone zombie"
by gone fuckin zombie May 6, 2017
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