"She got caught slapping the bush at Starbucks."
"She's so lonely she could be a professional bush slapper."
"She's so lonely she could be a professional bush slapper."
by blowjobs are hot July 24, 2016
Get the Slapping the bushmug. Boston student street art campaign raising awareness of harbor pollution through exaggerated representations of the common moon jellyfish.
by 1st name Jelly last name Slap March 18, 2011
Get the jelly slapmug. When one sits down/ enters through a doorway and doesn't wipe the back of their neck. Then whoever else is signed into the game proceeds to slap the living shit out of the other person's neck
by Royal Dripp King 👑 March 14, 2018
Get the Apple Slapmug. when you hold a person's face, look into their eyes, and hit them. Then they look dead for a minute.
Your friend just dropped an f-bomb in front of your kid, and you possum slap them. you're normally sweet, and you were just violent in front of your kid, so they look dead for a few seconds from shock
by apseudonymnottakenyetalready December 6, 2009
Get the possum slapmug. A means of resolving a conflict by physically pointing at someone, and then slapping them so hard that they get the point.
by Bizznasty August 20, 2005
Get the point slapmug. In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019
Get the Poop Slapmug. When you see somebody from your childhood or x number of years ago and start to talk about how your lives are going.
They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life
They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life
Hey John! I haven't seen you for ages! What are you up to these days?
Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!
How about you?
I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?
*LIFE SLAP!*
Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!
How about you?
I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?
*LIFE SLAP!*
by grudge_bearer December 4, 2010
Get the life slapmug.