A gay man will call his best female friend his wife instead of a fag hag.
I am taking my wife to the gay bar tonight for shots and dancing!

My wife and I are going for mani pedis.
by Mary the best May 2, 2021
Get the Wife mug.
Name given to a female best friend usually by another female to show the bond between them. Being someone’s wife means you are their (or one of their) best female friends.
Hey, omg, do you want to be my wife?

Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.
by Bobabubbles March 12, 2021
Get the Wife mug.
A demonic entity that keeps you from doing things you actually like and we’ll take half if not all your stuff
“Wow my ex wife took everything from me”
by The supreme maker December 28, 2022
Get the Wife mug.
such an underrated fanpage.

an amazing person, 100/10 should stan.

part of the definition is in the username.
xe is such a legend!

jennies_.wife deserves more recognition.
by returnofthebigtiddiegang January 2, 2021
Get the jennies_.wife mug.