The place you IMMEDIATELY go when one of your friend makes a reference and you're like what the heck? But you pretend that you actually know what it means. Then you go on urban dictionary and are like duhhhhhhh that's what it means😳

Didn't know what a blowjob was, thank god for urban dictionary.

Urban Dictionary by Thatminnesotangirl April 5, 2015

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Urban Dictionary

The place to find the best and most bizarre definitions for regular and inappropriate words.

I'm going to look up ghetto in the Urban Dictionary.

Urban Dictionary by 68 hiiiiiiiiii x hi hi June 9, 2015

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Urban Dictionary

A group of dickheads who decline a good fucking meaning/ definition.

"I put in a good ass fucking definition, but Urban Dictionary declined it."

" I know, I spent so long working on a description but no, they didn't like it."

Urban Dictionary by D BongLord June 24, 2015

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The website that allows everyone else to make definitions that contain bad stuff, such as defamation and harassment, but when I do it, they do not allow it. In fact, they probably won't let this one go in either. Why? No idea.

Let me please talk to the person who looks over this for a second.

Hey you. Yeah, I'm talking to you, 35-year-old virgin who works at Urban Dictionary, reviewing definition drafts and jerking off all day. What's your damn problem with me? What did I ever do to you, bitch? Haters gonna fucking hate, I guess.

Asshole.

With this definition, I have submitted five tags that I associate with most Urban Dictionary employees, especially the ones that look over my shit: bullshit, asshole, pussy, bitch, and dick.

Urban Dictionary by bloonsfan17 August 7, 2015

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