A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.
Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?
Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
by A hen fucking a whale March 19, 2017
Get the fucker unicorn mug.The description unicorn has two positive meanings and uses.
First in describing a person who is a unicorn, they are seen as unusual, untouchable and awe inspiring in how they act, live and work. This relates a lot to the surprise factor they cause also being either a positive role model to people or a eye opener. Examples would be a woman working well in a typically male job, a man in an unusual or surprising clothes or manner or a person having unusual, godly, fascinating, awe invoking qualities.
The second refers to unicorn as an adjective and describing something such as an event or book that is a rare or unbelievable occurrence. Ideally add references to unicorn stories like: I found it by chance in the woods, it lay it’s head on my lap, it thinks I’m a virgin, I touched its mane, I went on a unicorn hunt.
First in describing a person who is a unicorn, they are seen as unusual, untouchable and awe inspiring in how they act, live and work. This relates a lot to the surprise factor they cause also being either a positive role model to people or a eye opener. Examples would be a woman working well in a typically male job, a man in an unusual or surprising clothes or manner or a person having unusual, godly, fascinating, awe invoking qualities.
The second refers to unicorn as an adjective and describing something such as an event or book that is a rare or unbelievable occurrence. Ideally add references to unicorn stories like: I found it by chance in the woods, it lay it’s head on my lap, it thinks I’m a virgin, I touched its mane, I went on a unicorn hunt.
I was at Burning man and saw a unicorn. She was so inspiring and made me realize I should find my inner balance.
I went to an exhibition of local artists and nearly fell over when I realized it was just female artists. It’s so rare to get to see unicorn exhibitions, and I stumbled into one in the woods!
I found this really cool Unicorn book you might like, It’s a science fiction fantasy from a transgender perspective. Really unusual story writing.
You don’t just go on a unicorn hunt, you always are. It just depends if the unicorn will show up for you and lay it’s head on your lap. For some it’s a once in a lifetime experience.
I went to an exhibition of local artists and nearly fell over when I realized it was just female artists. It’s so rare to get to see unicorn exhibitions, and I stumbled into one in the woods!
I found this really cool Unicorn book you might like, It’s a science fiction fantasy from a transgender perspective. Really unusual story writing.
You don’t just go on a unicorn hunt, you always are. It just depends if the unicorn will show up for you and lay it’s head on your lap. For some it’s a once in a lifetime experience.
by Kant20 November 23, 2020
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Get the The Angry Unicorn mug.A unicorn are supposed to be an animal extremely unusually rare and beautiful hence when you find a person who has a look or style to them which you normally find a turn off or something your normally just not into at all attractive, that would make them a unicorn and just like with little girl and unicorns in some cases when you find a unicorn due to there rarity and shock factor can cause some people to become obsessed or have delusions of being in love.
You: hey that guy over there with the long hair is unbelievably hot.
Friend: I thought your not into guys with long hair?
You: I'm not. He's just a UNICORN.
Friend: I can tell. You haven't stopped staring at the man since he got here.
Friend: I thought your not into guys with long hair?
You: I'm not. He's just a UNICORN.
Friend: I can tell. You haven't stopped staring at the man since he got here.
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Get the torred unicorn mug.A common swingers term used in the community to refer to a single female, open to meeting couples.
Commonly bi-sexual or heteroflexable.
Commonly bi-sexual or heteroflexable.
"The couple is looking to add a new experience to their dynamic & to spice things up, so they are meeting a unicorn."
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