SIMON TONGUE

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.

"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"

by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015

tongue plug

Where you plug the lady or mans butt with your tongue.

Let me tongue plug you baby

by dicklick2000 July 24, 2017

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Tongue Strap

Tongue Strap (Noun) - The strap that holds your tongue down. * The long line of flesh under the tongue holding inside of your mouth*

"I ate so much pussy last night, that my tongue strap has muscle cramps" "Hey Bro, So how is your tongue strap today?"

by BB/TT August 9, 2017

tongue clickers

Africans lol

“I hate those tongue clickers over there!”

by alastor_asshole May 15, 2023

Blue tongue spanner

An Australian colloquialism for an oxy acetylene torch used to cut metals.

Can't get the bolt off Bob, I'm going to have to use the blue tongue spanner

by Mykemyke February 28, 2022

Bounty of tongues

You can lick anything or anybody (insert winky face)

Adrian R is the bounty of tongues cause he is just like dat

by Ismamemer November 2, 2022