Mr Toast

Mr Toast is the definition used to describe someone who is always incorrect and is such a cunt most of the time.

Man he is being such a Mr Toast no wonder he is a cunt.

by ! Not Jaffa ! June 20, 2016

Roast or get Toast

A phrase meaning "either make fun of others, or you'll be the one made fun of." Often used in gaming, roasting battles, or chat rooms."

"Dude, you better clap back—roast or get toast!"
"The rule is simple: Roast or get Toast!"

by Vex Nighlock(Aka NP) August 18, 2025

Camel Toast

1. When a burn victim hikes up her melted-on yoga pants

2. A cigarette sandwich (Used in French cockfighting culture)

“Damn that burnt bitch with a camel toast is eating some camel toast” - Moses

by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023

margarine toast butterer

a random insult; it can be used randomly, and can also substitute for cum slut or whore for more *family friendly* dialogue

i swear to god you better not uwu @me you heckin mArgARiNe ToaST buTtEreR

by iambek July 28, 2019

Toasted

Extremely Exhausted

David: Everything alright?
Pavan: Worked from 8am-9pm, I feel toasted.

by noneuclidean_gaumata September 12, 2022

toast bang

Toast bang: the amount of time it takes to brown a piece of toast (usually 45secs to 90secs) in equivalence to how long it takes fucking the shit out of someone

Girl your so hot i would toast bang you!

So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!

by Weenieleaks May 27, 2017

captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.

Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.

by Jus being real January 28, 2018