lick pussy

to lick a girls pussy, means to move your tongue around on her vagina.

i wanted to lick pussy last night and that new girl let me eat her shit up!

by alexdevious_ll6 November 27, 2007

pussy flakes

When a female is laying in a bed after being aroused and getting all juicy, and there isn't much humidity in the air, and that mucous-juice dries and begins to flake off her reproductive/excretory area.

Woah, Kristy. You're just brushing that shit off onto my bed? Like I want to sleep on your pussy flakes? You never get to complain about me doing anything gross ever again.

by Jer0EM August 3, 2008

pussy slide

When a girl gets on top of a man on his back, and slides her wet pussy on top his erect penis. It feels good for both sides because the girl gets her pussy rubbed and the man actually has the possibility of getting jacked off. It's literally the closest thing to sex without any possibility of cumming into the vagina.

It is worth noting to be at least a little careful though, to make sure nothing ricochets, or somehow it "slips" in the hole. Pussy sliding is fun, especially for the man, because he really doesn't have to do anything.

Man: I don't have any condoms.
Girl: And I don't feel like using my hands or lips tonight.
Man: Me neither.
Girl: I know! I can pussy slide!

by ThirtySlyder May 31, 2009

weekend pussy

pussy that you get when your tired of your monday thru friday pussy. a girl who is not good enough for your everyday life, but good enough to bang on the weekends.

Naw...Shannon and I aren't dating, she's just my weekend pussy!

by wakechick1 February 3, 2010

Douche Pussy

someone who is a total jerk a.k.a. douche. but they're to afraid to tell you to your face what they said mean behind your back therefore making them a coward, a.k.a. a pussy. coming up with the term douche pussy.

Douche Pussy: wow she's hidious
friend of douche pussy: he just called you hidious
girl being called hidious: WOW YOU'RE A DOUCHE PUSSY

by bithyrun November 18, 2010

pussy freak

A derogatory term that refers to a dude whose priority in life is eating vagina.

Also, this man is NOT to be trusted. Under ANY circumstance. But let him do what he wants.

Hailey: I met a guy who wanted to go down on me before we even made out.

Meredith: Yup, sounds like a real pussy freak.

by Lolerskates June 27, 2014

pussy scabs

When you get high on coke, and your dick becomes as hard and sharp as a samurai sword. Then when you fuck your bitch, you slice up her pussy. Then you cum in that bloody mess. When it all dries that bitch has pussy scabs.

Joe: Man, my coke dick sliced that pussy up!
Fred: What did you do?
Joe: I just left her with some pussy scabs

by FredFred69 August 17, 2014