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angry waffle

when you ejaculate into a waffle maker and use your semen to make a waffle. You then feed it to your significant other making them chase after you angrily.
Dude, I just fed my wife another angry waffle. Her name is Ronny
by Tamir_69 March 9, 2016
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Frosty Waffle

1. The act of inserting ice cubes into ones vagina the proceeding to get boned.

2. A delicious cone from Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers
"Dude, how'd your date with Suzy go?"

"She totally let me give her a frosty waffle!"
by Deehydrated July 6, 2014
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Waffle Lodge

Leading restaurant in the competition of redneck hangouts. Known for their 1 foot pancake, ginger-snap oreo deluxe, waffle dog,and Moses omelette. Most commonly referred to as "the lodge"

Most famous location - Doral, Florida.
Employee of the Century- Mirial
"Yo Krume I'll meet you at Waffle Lodge in a minute."
by thegreenmeister March 21, 2009
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Stink waffle

When you soak a waffle in shit filled toilet water and let it sit overnight and dry. In the morning throw it in the toaster, toast it and it will let this smell of Satan ripping ass out throughout the house and then serve it to your friend.
I heard that bob got sick yesterday
Yeah I gave him a stink waffle
Didn’t he smell it?
I just served it with extra maple syrup
by WaffleGod May 9, 2018
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Waffle Batter

The act of a male having sex with a female whose vagina is infected with blue waffle, then ejaculating baby batter upon or inside said vagina.
"Dude...Jack scored last night with that broad with a blue waffle!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"
by Xterra June 27, 2016
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Soggy Waffles

Soggy Waffles by definition is a slang racial term used by zipperheads in order to gay someone gay. Once in a million years, people named Soggy Waffles are legendary for being the most homosexual nigga in history to date. It only gets gayer from here.
by You Are A Bruh Moment July 15, 2019
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floor waffle

A white female who likes to be gang banged by 15 or more black males in the men’s bathroom of IHOP or Denny’s
Yo you know that girl Terry, she’s such a floor waffle
by Bigbol93 July 28, 2018
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