East River Skins

Native American Gang

Turns out a racist mascot is okay as long as it is sufficiently gangster. In a desperate ploy to sell more gear, the Washington Redskins are changing their name to the Washington "East River Skins," using the Native American gang's tag as their new logo. "If the Raiders can hype off a bad boy image, so can we!" the team's publicist announced, proudly displaying the new self-administered "NTL" prison tattoo on his knuckles. "Yo chief," he went on to say for no apparent reason.

by Winona Nelson November 11, 2018

Kiki on the river

1. A female who sends guys mixed signals.
2. A female who entertains multiple dudes

You a Kiki on the river, all in everybody’s face.

by daiquilla June 29, 2024

Carolina River Wash

when 2 people go and have sex in a river

Me and my girlfriend went down to Carolina River Wash last weekend.

by Purple hooded swagger May 26, 2021

river kinman

Beautiful creature

Oh look at that river kinman

by Not Jacob krause February 03, 2018

floppy river

It’s like a 69, but with diarrhea.

I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.

by Floppy River Boatman July 29, 2023

Vietnamese River

The act of urinating into an individual's mouth, and having the urine flow down their naked body.

"Bro it would be really hot if we did the vietnamese river".

"Ok let me get naked and open my mouth".

by The Cock Guzzler December 10, 2021

Rivers

A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.

"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers"

by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022