mac blast

A drink containing a mixture of all the carbonated beverages in your house and a packet of Mac & Cheese powder.

Nick was feeling frisky so he downed three MAC blasts then proceeded to vomit uncontrollably.

by TheScottsdaleHawk August 9, 2016

Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.

I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not

by TheFingerblaster January 6, 2022

mamas baja blast

the fluid from a woman when her water breaks

she left her mamas baja blast all over the ground before she went to the hospital

by hardballhank June 13, 2024

Kamikaze Finger Blast

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.

I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.

by iddqd87 December 18, 2017

Blast Processing

Something that takes too long for its difficulty

Office worker 1: Yo, did you just remember that conference we had? It lasted 8 hours!

Office worker 2: Yeah, that was sooo Blast Processing

by cursed_boi_200iq November 13, 2020

Barbecue Blast

to fuck someone from the back and pull out a bottle of barbecue sauce particularly sweet baby rays and pour it out on their body.

yo dude i hit a sweet barbecue blast on veronica last night dude.

by joshballs3 April 23, 2023

Blast

To take a dump in the toilet (nigerian slang)

Guy I need to go an blast !

by Jethrosplight November 3, 2023