cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021

chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.

Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”

by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022

Hot spooning

When you warm a spoon with fire and take it to the skin as a form of self harm

I used to do a lot of hot spooning back in my emo days

by Idkjustadumby July 29, 2021

spoon lizard

Describes a woman with a pussy so big and loose that the lips of it can wrap around you and spoon you.

Because his girlfriend is such a spoon lizard, he never has to worry about being cold when they are in bed.

by BabeNotBae December 2, 2022

Tea spooning

Two midgets spooning!

Hey would you look at that, they are a couple of

midgets tea spooning over there!

by SoyBoi1602 December 13, 2018

Spoon

An insult that relates someone to having the IQ of a spoon, e.g. 0IQ

Oh My God! You're such a spoon

by SpoonJuicer June 26, 2022

Rustic Spoon

When you insert a spoon into your rectum and then eat out of it.

Damn Billy, That rustic spoon you gave me early really hit the spot.

by crazycat42 December 15, 2020