What is a swamp mower? A swamp mower is an intense sexual experience. A swamp mower takes place when two consenting partners fill up one of their vaginas with vomit, feces, and piss. After you make your concoction you put anal beads inside and allow it to marinate for a week. After a week yank those beads out like you’re starting a lawn mower. Enjoy!!!
by Swampmower February 29, 2024
Get the Swamp Mowermug. Dirty little truck usually driven by a country boy that hunts and fishes in the souther Louisiana swaps. He is driving a swamp donkey that needs to be cleaned up!
by Country Fun truck May 15, 2018
Get the Swamp donkeymug. A flea infested wench usually found in the gutters of cities. Often found feasting on the bowel movements of south African children.
Since they have no purpose to live, they are usually hunted by a group known as the Wolf-Pack.
Since they have no purpose to live, they are usually hunted by a group known as the Wolf-Pack.
by Slashback October 9, 2009
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. A person so foul and bigoted they drool from both sides of their one green tooth when speaking about a black President.
by Con Corrector July 2, 2011
Get the Swamp Toothmug. 
A title that almost at once invokes it's own definition in your imagination upon hearing a swamp dyke is a very dirty and unkept often severely undereducated lesbian caked in filth and prone to lude slurs. The most advanced of there kind sport semblances of a mullet though more commonly are known to shear their locks on the rare instances they come upon anything sharp enough to do so in their native swampy habitats. They seldom are known to leave their muddy lairs except to restock their horde of Pap's Blue Ribbon. In such instances they rub their genitals on various fauna along the way in order to keep from getting lost essentially leaving a strongly scented musty trail of "breadcrumbs" to find there way back home.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
Get the Swamp Dykemug. The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.
"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
Get the Swamp Monstermug.