Swamp Cactus

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"I hate that Swamp Cactus. ;

i married a Got-Damn Swamp Cactus. ;

by GoinInCircles December 29, 2023

Swamp Asians

Another name for any Southeast Asian person, like filipino ppl (ew)

Idc about what you have to say you filipino. You’re one of those “swamp asians”.

by No1kevingatesfan January 1, 2024

Swamp Donkey’d

To be sexually assaulted by your boss.

The owner of the crawfish restaurant on Northpark Drive Swamp Donkey’d me

by Bstarks January 14, 2024

Same as swamp crickets!

Used to express joy at discovering one is doing (or planning to do) something at the same time as a friend or companion. Usually used for joyous occasions

(Based on swamp crickets' ability to be doing the same thing at the same time)

"My plane is landing in NYC on Thursday"
"OMG, mine too!"
"Yay! Same as swamp crickets!"

by MayuKitahara January 30, 2024

Swamp donkey havin ass bitch

A bitch who is yet a having ass and yet a swamp donkey.

That girl Miranda, she’s a swamp donkey havin ass bitch

by Miss meowgeee November 26, 2023

Swamp puppy

A non-aggressive American alligator or crocodile, often found in the Everglades. Swamp puppies are usually found in the water, swimming around, chilling below the surface, and being peaceful lizard bois.

“Hey guys, I’m in the Florida Everglades and I just found this huge swamp puppy. Isn’t he cute?”

by soda drink December 12, 2023

Swamp jar

Swamp jar. It's a jar of swamp. Fill a jar with swamp water.

Borald: Yo bro, how's the swamp jar going?
Joward: wrigglin and jigglin my dude

by Borald January 4, 2023