giraffe in the room

The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.

The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.

White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.

Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

fat cat in a room

fat cats are found under ur bed when u go to sleep they like to nibble on ur toes.

I like fat cat in a room it tastes good

kid: wakes up* OMG WHY DO I HAVE NO FEET

fat cat in room: meows sexyly

kid: *looks under bed get snatched*

by DINO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 24, 2022

Newfie living room

A garage, shed, or lean-to containing a television and some battered furniture.

If you’re looking for my dad, he’s watching the game in the Newfie living room.

by GoblinDaisy April 20, 2024

stinky art room

when someone with the name of liam comes into period 5 after lunch stinking like shit and stinking the whole classroom out. MasterJdog05 was the first person to notice and then everyone caught on. Then at the end of the lesson cheese dick Lenny went up to liam and told him he stinks like shit.

Man did u smell liam. He smelt like shit and made the art room a stinky art room.

by kyethenigga October 21, 2021

dressing room talk

locker room talk but for gay people

we were teasing each other and talking about sucking each other’s dicks. yknow, classic dressing room talk.

by cocawoela July 16, 2021

Zoom Room

A room, usually a home office setup, typically used for zoom or video conference calls.

“My zoom room has a vanity book case”

by Sfgfbf February 9, 2021

Hit the weight room

A phrase commonly used in trash talk referring to someone who is weak in terms of strength.

“basketball game”
Announcer: “That guy is getting hammered in the post, he really needs to hit the weight room!”

by Walker26 December 19, 2023