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Barack Obama: Marriage Definer

Does you wife have parents? Are HER parents... YOUR parents?
Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."

Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
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Angel Jose Robles And Barrack Husein Obama Are Males Whom Are sincere
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fake Obama

Fake Obama is a boss that you fight before George Washington the boss fight is in Obama Tower
I have just beaten fake Obama
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Obama

He is such an Obama.
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obama wiwi

This is used when you're playing an i-message 20 questions round with your friend whose name is Gerardo, and he makes a question joke, "obama wiwi?" and you reply with the default option, "sometimes".
Gerardo : "obama wiwi?"
Sam : "Sometimes"
by sammywammybigflappymeat June 16, 2023
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Obama sin Laden

Number 15. Obama sin Laden. It is rumoured to be one of the most sinful Obamas to ever be. He is one of the best hide-n-seek players, just like his Arabian counterpart, Osama bin Laden .
by Master of the bizdă February 27, 2023
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