One of the baddest mother effers on this planet with awesome computer hacking skills and steak bbq-ing skills who is also buff and a fast witted jokester . Only one who surpasses him is his older brother only because his beard rivals those of Greek gods! Many have tried to accomplish his beard growing abilities but have failed miserably and end up committing suicide because of it and can no longer face the upset looks on friends and families faces due to the lack of beardability.
Dang did you see that guy lift that couch , while grilling up that steak and hacking the FBI at the same time? Yeah that’s definitely a Michael Bradford move right there!
by Biglor May 9, 2021
Get the michael bradfordmug. I never dreamed my perfect man existed until I met Mike.
My Mike is sexy as hell even though he won't admit it. He is tall, big;) and has the sexiest broad shoulders and chest. He has beautiful eyes, a sexy laugh and smile and panty-wetting dimples.
My Mike is loyal, true, caring, kind and generous. He is patient and understanding without being judgemental. He puts others first before himself and will sacrifice his happiness to make other others happy.
My Mike is logical, reasonable, calm, smart and a sexy business boss. He is willing to give 100% to make something work.
My Mike is strong and brave. I feel safe and comfortable around him and know that I can count on him to protect me when I'm scared. He is always there when I need him and I know he will never hurt me intentionally.
My Mike puts up with my crazy moods without complaining and i love him so much for that. I love every second of hanging out, talking and joking with him. I can never stay mad at him because being around him makes me want to smile so hard my face hurts.
I am so lucky to have you in my life and on my side. I don't want to live without you. Mike you are my best friend and lover. I want to be your wife and the mother of your kids. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You saved me baby. You rescued me from myself and held my head up above the water when times were tough. I love you so incredibly much my sexy B2... yours forever and always, B1 <3
My Mike is sexy as hell even though he won't admit it. He is tall, big;) and has the sexiest broad shoulders and chest. He has beautiful eyes, a sexy laugh and smile and panty-wetting dimples.
My Mike is loyal, true, caring, kind and generous. He is patient and understanding without being judgemental. He puts others first before himself and will sacrifice his happiness to make other others happy.
My Mike is logical, reasonable, calm, smart and a sexy business boss. He is willing to give 100% to make something work.
My Mike is strong and brave. I feel safe and comfortable around him and know that I can count on him to protect me when I'm scared. He is always there when I need him and I know he will never hurt me intentionally.
My Mike puts up with my crazy moods without complaining and i love him so much for that. I love every second of hanging out, talking and joking with him. I can never stay mad at him because being around him makes me want to smile so hard my face hurts.
I am so lucky to have you in my life and on my side. I don't want to live without you. Mike you are my best friend and lover. I want to be your wife and the mother of your kids. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You saved me baby. You rescued me from myself and held my head up above the water when times were tough. I love you so incredibly much my sexy B2... yours forever and always, B1 <3
Just looking at my sexy Mike (Michael) makes me want to hold his face in my hands, trace my fingertips around his beard and kiss his sexy lips.
I've never felt this way about anyone before...I am crazy for you. You are my one and only my sexy B2 <3
I've never felt this way about anyone before...I am crazy for you. You are my one and only my sexy B2 <3
by Mike's B1 September 3, 2018
Get the Mike (Michael)mug. A music artist. Wrote and rapped in two hit songs known as Apex Struggle and Apex Desire. Loves girls of all types.
by apexdesire January 31, 2022
Get the Michael Sherlockmug. A cool guy who's from belfast. A ledgendary hurler and gaelic player for eoghan rua gaa club in county derry a keen golfer and is amazing. He is pretty fit and really kind and generous and is always happy to talk. He has loads of friends and is super smart
by hero247 October 26, 2012
Get the Michael McQuillanmug. by There are only 2 genderss November 2, 2019
Get the Michael Cialonemug. A man of upmost awesome, his nickname is batman and is just as cool. there is no one in the world is that cool. trust me bro. a lad of all lads. also a most excellent bro!
by lycanman November 9, 2012
Get the Michael Spriggsmug. by Miguel2fat April 9, 2023
Get the Michael smithmug.