harper's landing

An intended or unintended trip or getaway for an extended period that accomplishes nothing

Brie: How was Grand Junction?
Alexa: I just needed some time away after I lost my clients after the crash.
Brie: What did you do the last three months on your harper's landing.
Alexa: Smoked a bunch of weed and hiked, I don't know. But I'm back now, and I have another interview Tuesday.

by bobsaget21 February 2, 2020

Land mine

Bombs with a foot fetish

'Bro, I just gave a Land mine a foot job and it came on my leg."

by catwithrabies February 2, 2020

La La Land

Someone who is out of touch with reality as in being in their own world.

Someone unaware of their surroundings, either due to lack of intelligence or simply because they are sleeping.

Examples of people like this are, Forest Gump, Kimchee, Weish on night and day shift, and so on.
People also tend to go to La La Land in Macs basement, so be careful of your surroundings.

DAMA was not aware of what La La Land was because he himself was in La La Land.

by Truthdefined2020 April 18, 2020

Trash landing

When your piloting a plane/helicopter and your dumbass crashes the plane.

Damn bro that pilot had a very trash landing

by Jackassjimmy November 16, 2020

Loren Land

The place you get stuck at when the 12 year cycle doesn't pan out and when the English language is based on the word Id. Thousands of years will pass you by and you will be STUCK AS FUCK WITHOUT AN EXIT STRATEGY

Fuck Loren land.

by TROUBLE4AFEW November 28, 2020

Jack land

Some one whose dick can not go up, but can still get erect

Damn, that looks like a jack land weiner

by Squid6969 May 9, 2020

Dry Land

Dry Land is when you have cotton mouth (dry mouth) after smoking weed or taking a tab.

im on dry land lets grab a drink

by PsychedelicAlienGuy May 9, 2020