Rhys Honey Jones is an absolute sex beast of a character. Type of erratic bloke that you can’t tell if he’s just done 4 ounces of cold cut Cocaine or just power wanked over his mates cousins.
Usually hench as fuck but no doubt some cunt in the pissend of somewhere is a letdown to the name.
Every time you meet a Rhys Honey-Jones either one of two things with happen. You’ll get your head caved in due to something so petty like him dropping something at his workplace, or you’ll have the most ecstatic time of yer life.
Usually hench as fuck but no doubt some cunt in the pissend of somewhere is a letdown to the name.
Every time you meet a Rhys Honey-Jones either one of two things with happen. You’ll get your head caved in due to something so petty like him dropping something at his workplace, or you’ll have the most ecstatic time of yer life.
by Dunno pal I forgot like April 02, 2024
Adam Lloyd-jones is the hottest dilf around, everyone loves and wants to get with him especially me.
by lowkey.ol.via October 05, 2022
Total inebriation having a good time with good people. It is typically seen as a snapchat story caption.
by devilscharger21 December 10, 2015
Da famous adventurer and crime-fighter who used his exceptionally-gaseous butt-trumpet as his signature weapon.
If Windiana Jones goofed up and whizzpopped towards da wrong person, would he then come and humbly admit dat he was "da schmuck who farted in yer face earlier"?
by QuacksO February 17, 2025
A Ladies Man from Georgia. He never grew past 5’9 but he is an Incredible Athlete with a great physique. Lightskin with coily hair and seductive eyes that will make you want to stargaze into them. Knew to be goofy and dance a lot but loves to be alone mostly. If you ever meet him, he will positively impact you.
by Jupiter’s Dual September 14, 2023
oh that zara jones
by sussyamogusboy June 30, 2022