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Goblin

An affectionate term, often used to a girl who is attractive, yet short and a bit weird.
Megan? Oh, you mean Goblin.

Oh my god, did you see her dancing? Haha, such a little Goblin.
by Enwhytee December 25, 2016
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Goblin Gang

Goblin gang is a very stupid music group containing McChicken Jr, John Bootlick, Lil Vending Machine, Elf Sr, and will. They notably keep holding back their album Evil Aliens From Hell Vs. Markiplier Skeleton due to having to attend to multiple spider funerals going from October of 2024 to around February 2025. The tragic passing of rapper YungBallGag known for having 6 microphones at once also contributed to the albums delayed release. Lil Vending Machine, stated "I'm hungry" while at a Target and talking to a Pikachu plushie while high in the electronics section. The displacement of the release of the undesired album made McChicken Jr. mother, Donald, quite sad because it offputs her sons moving out date once again. She said in an interview with a plastic 5 below microphone, "Why won't he leave me alone" and instantaneously started sobbing on my new shoes.
by Agobafule December 3, 2024
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Titty wobbling zitty goblin

A girl with acne and considerable cleavage, that is somewhat exposed and jiggling about
Goodness me friend, did you happen to catch a gaze of that titty wobbling zitty goblin? I believe that look is trending
by CorporalClink August 10, 2020
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goblin knocker

A goblin who knocks on the door looking for treats on Halloween if you don't have candy you're in for a very bad trick!
Hey Jared?
Jared:what's up?
Did you save some candy for the goblin knocker?
by Randomhungryrat May 14, 2024
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Spear Goblins

A card in clash royale often used to kite high health troops (meGAY knight, Pekka,) resulting in a massive elixir trade and the obliteration of entire pushes. Players who use it don't have a family and only live ( on the streets) to play this one game, only earning money by demonstrating their skill in front of depression-stricken hordes.
Player 1: Want to train for that clan war?

Player 2: Sure, let me upgrade my Spear Goblins first.

Player 1: I think you're prepared enough. considering that we're in the middle of a hood and being watched.
by Mudane potion#069 October 17, 2022
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Cock Goblin

Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin
Hey, I heard Rob got "Cock Goblin" nd last night
You're a cock goblin
by Insanedeath5 October 31, 2019
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