California

libland usa

i fucking hate california

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 27, 2025

california spider

The act of sucking multiple ducks in the middle of a porta-potty in fucking Denver.

Dude, that was a totally sick California Spider last night! We gotta do it again.

by Yung Kringe January 23, 2017

California shit sock

A sock full of piping hot diarrhea with a mortar firework inside.

“Let’s go throw a California shit sock at that fuckheads house!”

by Steve mast November 22, 2024

California Rizz

The Best Rizz a person can have

• Girl, you got California Rizz

by BB2Bb2 May 17, 2025

friends from California

qualm gonorrhea or another std

Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.

ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.

person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.

person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back

person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion

person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California

by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023

California Sick

When you aren't sick but you don't go to work anways

Tomorrow is going to be one of those California Sick days

by ravanasha January 31, 2023

california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.

My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.

by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016