When you go to swap jeans with a rando and they are commando with the nastiest uncircumcised dick you've ever seen.
I was doing a California Jersey Swap at the bar and the dude's hood had flies buzzing around it. I'm out!
by Hoganchugger July 06, 2024
The best jungler the West has ever seen. The next canyon. Proud member of +25cm. Born without genitals. Granny enjoyer. Is feared across the rift. Had a foursome in a coatch once. Horses were involved (maybe). Intim relationship with HWale Blauwal because he has akshan as profile picture /african memba. Was birthed with extremly high elo gameplay. He/Crocodile
by Bardo Beutlin March 06, 2022
Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking
or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
by Joseph_Stuntin December 15, 2024
by Xtra Chromey Homie April 27, 2023
Not natty. California natty.
by @Saltytexascrack December 14, 2024
by Eminemstan17 April 12, 2021
by Eminemstan17 April 03, 2021