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american football

a pansies version of rugby as for the football it should be called american pitball because footballs been around since the 1800s so as the right to be called football by everyone but the yanks
rugby,football,ball,big,guy,tights

the american went to play american football
by leeRHull September 16, 2006
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Irish-American

An American-American whose Great Great Great Grandmother's cousin once wore a green skirt and drank a pint of Guinness.
I spoke to an Irish-American (from Boston of course) and took great pleasure in telling him that my great-grandfather was Irish and involved in the Easter Uprising. It was true, he was Head of his Lodge in the Orange Order and became a section commander in the Black and Tans. He defended his Dublin against the Fenian insurrectionists (note: rising against the lawful government during wartime is punishable by death in most countries) and personally shot some of them.
by fubarderby July 2, 2005
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stupid american

A person from any of the three continents named central, south, and North AMERICA, that doesn't realize this. eh. The U.S.Eh!
I'm a north American eh, a black guy could be a south American, and something bout central.
And, Canada owns the states, it's the U.S.Eh.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhaaaaawwww
And eh, I ain't no stupid American lol.
Stupid Americans would either get all passed or start laughing like a coyote.
by hellbilly eh September 20, 2014
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generic american

The sort of twat who is such a predictable american xbox playing dick you doubt that they're even real. Left to their own devices they can ruin online communities, but luckily they can be shut up by saying somthing smart.
generic american: yo

you: hi

generic american: sup asl lol 0_0?????!!!!!!??!?!?!!!?? lol?

you: fuck you

generic american: i fucked yo momma. fag

you: well done shes fat ungly and 50 years old

silence*
by Robert_Paulson42 February 4, 2010
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Nostril American

A more politicly correct term for the Jewish community. Similar to African-American, Nostril American is the word to say.
X: Your such a Jew, you stole my quarter!

Y: Hey, I am offended, I am a Nostril American

X: You still stole my quarter.
by Jews are people to January 23, 2011
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American Idiot

A cd made in 2004 made by Green Day. Also a song made by Green Day.
by iloveAFII October 29, 2010
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American Invasion

The process of gathering mass amounts of Americans, traveling to any or many Asian countries, and driving as slow as possible in efforts to slow down traffic and confuse other drivers. Also, at the same time, gather in big groups and go out to eat at local restaurants, and crowd the hotel elevators.
Person 1: "Did you see that massive Asian invasion the other day at the mall?"

Person 2: "I sure did, but that's okay because were going to hit them back with the American Invasion !"
by oceansandstreams January 21, 2009
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