tank man

the guy in the tiananmen square protests on 1989 june 4th that stood in front of more than 20 tanks

guy 1:hey do you know tank man?
guy 2:yeah hes from newgrounds
guy 1:fuck you hes from the tiananmen square massacre

guy 2:whats that?also was that your social credit dropping

by Japanese Symbol for Beginner November 8, 2021

Tanking

The art of (Especially in a video game) doing nothing to counter (I.E. dodging, parrying, ETC. (Typically an effect like a buff that raises defence would not fall under this category)) a damaging blow, (Typically a heavy attack or flurry of attacks) typically without dying.

Player: "Geez he really tanked a sniper rifle shot? He should be dead. God damnitt I hate ping so much get gud internet bro"
Nerd: "Tanking is possible with the perk e-"
The player's IRL gun: "bang"

by damnboihethic69 November 15, 2021

Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.

The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.

Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Tank top Al

Tank Top Al is a gamer. He will excrete noises such as loud screaming. He is a man among boys, the only true chad you'll ever meet. He wears only a singlet and running shorts and boy does he rock it. His muscles are incomparable. To date a Tank Top Al is to date a hurricane of testosterone. He may be gay but he doesn't care. Speaking from experience.

"Tank Top Al is such a chad."
"I know, right?"
"Mmmm muscles"

by anonymous March 10, 2022

Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...

Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!

by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

Tank Division

In 2020 the NFC East was so bad, UrinatingTree called it Tank Division.

Get ready for another showing of TANK DIVISION

by ReeShow March 21, 2022