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ass-tanking

ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.
ass-tanking is a nice, free hobby.
by dr. Raymond December 2, 2017
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gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016
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Tank

The Chinese protesters were blown up by tanks
by Sjsjsisi August 19, 2021
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Cup holder in a tank

Something added at the last minute that was never designed to be used.
Article 50 (Brexit) is like a cup holder in a tank.
by Cxrter January 3, 2017
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Tank and Leigha

A love that will burn for all time, but was tragically cut short by fear and panic. There is nothing Leigha could do to cause Tank to hate her. His love is the purest, truest, most honest form of absolute devotion, heart, mind, and soul. Tanks desire to be by Leighas side as they shuffle along this mortal coil. Come the end of their journey, Tanks wish to lay next to their soulmate until the sun swells and swallows the earth, and finally casts off its shell where their atoms might drift among the stars for eternity.

Leighas are sometimes confused by Tanks. Tanks sometimes cant figure out how to say what they mean how they mean it. Miscommunications will happen between the two. However, there is not a power in this universe or any other that could ever inspire a Tank to harm a Leigha. Tanks will suffer in grinning sorrow to see Leigha happy. There may be many stories written about this kind of love, and while many covet it they will never truely experience it. Where it comes to Tank and Leigha these stories are if anything too tame to describe what exists between them.
Person 1: Did you see him? He is absolutely destroyed....

Person 2: yeah...that is that Tank and Leigha kind of love. When its gone, it rips a part of you out and leaves you broken in ways most cannot understand....
by ThereIsSoMuchYouDontKnow December 25, 2024
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tanks

Supes! Tanks for tagging :)
by turyam December 30, 2020
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full tank

a full tank just means your bladder is full and you need to go answer the call of nature and you cant hold it in anymore
guy: dude i got a full tank i gotta go
guy 2: ok man
by edp445balls June 21, 2024
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