Tow Truck

When a woman is blowing three men, on her knees with two in front of her, she reaches through the legs of one to grab the third... She then "tow trucks" number 3 into the ass of the first or second make while continuing to finish the job
Last night Mary tow trucked mark into my ass
by Kaper101 January 05, 2022
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Tow Truck

Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.

We all know a tow truck or you are one.

If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.

Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.

This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*
by Bigolbiddy May 05, 2021
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Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.
7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.
by frishy August 30, 2022
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truck and dog

"You're moving places? You need a van?"

"Nah, truck and dog will be enough."
by JLA75 July 24, 2024
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twerk truck

Seen driving around Tigard with a beevy of twerkers in the back.
Omg twerk truck sighting in Twitter!
by Jenna_Taila May 14, 2020
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dump truck

to have a thiccc butt
dat gurl haz big dump truck
by inquistitormaster stan March 14, 2022
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