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Darcy Swag

When you have the ultimate swag, (ex.dated a t.v star, have your own crew, and a white gangster.)

group name; Darcy Swag Or Die
Person 1 : Broski you date nicole holness?

Person 2 : Awwhhhhh Yeaahhh.
Person 1 : You got some Darcy Swag.
Person 2 : tell me something i don't know.

;)
by darcyswagordie May 5, 2011
mugGet the Darcy Swagmug.

bell swagged

to have a disproportionately large glans in relation to the penile shaft. a cock like a mushroom.
"eeh, it hurt a bit going in, cos he was so bell swagged"
by Matt Hindle January 8, 2004
mugGet the bell swaggedmug.

Gibson Swag

Having Gibson Swag makes you a lethal weapon to all females. You have a Brave heart and you know what women want... all while being as smooth and sexy as a Gibson guitar.

Caution: Gibson Swag has been known to put women in cardiac arrest... do not use Gibson Swag on women with weak hearts or the elderly.
Guy at bar: Did you see that? He just smiled at her and she took her clothes off.

Girl at bar: That's because he has Gibson Swag! I did the same thing when he walked through the door. His swag is lethal!
by Gibson Swagger April 13, 2012
mugGet the Gibson Swagmug.

Swag Jutsu

Its a Jutsu that makes your swag Level increase by 99. Only the best master can use it and Increase the swag from other persons drastically.
You are captured in the SWAG Jutsu
by Saint Alexandrus March 15, 2021
mugGet the Swag Jutsumug.

Penn Swag

One with protean academic potential that propounds that individual for admission to the university of Pennsylvania
That kid can do multivariable calculus in his sleep! He's got so much Penn Swag
by El Brento November 28, 2011
mugGet the Penn Swagmug.

Nerd Swag

1.) When someone believes him- or herself to be cool, but in actuality he or she is a nerd.
2.) Someone who is so uncool that they are somehow cool.
3.) Being able to be oneself and deviating from the norm without justification or apology, but being able to pull it off.
1.) Joslyn fancies herself to be all that and a bag of Doritos, but she's such a nerd! She has nerd swag!

2.) It's not that Elijah is a total nerd. He just really knows how to rock that nerd swag.

3.) Joslyn had to call Elijah to tell him about this great new show she watched called Charles in Charge, and when she called him he was watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III on VHS. They have nerd swag.
mugGet the Nerd Swagmug.

Guitar Swag

1). When girls flock to guys playing guitars, regardless of the guy's skill. Guys with this kind of guitar swag are usually extremely attractive to begin with.

2). Holding and/or playing a guitar solely for the purpose of attracting members of the opposite sex. The people with this kind of guitar swag are often devoid of actual talent and/or skill.

3). The results of actually being awesome at playing guitar, to the point that the ladies flock. The ones who possess this kind of guitar swag often are too busy being awesome at guitar to notice all the ladies.

See: Guitar slut, guitar whore.
It's your guitar swag, dude. Wake up.
by Theodore Geisel April 12, 2011
mugGet the Guitar Swagmug.

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