Packing Bananas

Having a bad case of hemorrhoids.

Ever since I had the baby, I have been packing bananas.

by By hook or crook January 9, 2012

banana song

a song about a banana on the website of youtube. related to retard.

banana song: IM A BANANANANANAnANANANANANANANAnananan

by enderantics October 19, 2017

Glass Banana

A glass banana is someone who is very clumsy and they bruise really fast and easy.

Boyfriend: "Babe be careful where you step, you're a glass banana. I don't want you to hurt yourself."

by Dannylovely74_ March 22, 2017

Cholesterol To The Banana

Something a dying wise old man would say before he perishes.

Son before I leave this life for good I want you to always keep these words in your hear "Cholesterol To The Banana".

by some guy who likes stuff October 14, 2011

banana bread

When a man puts his penis (banana) between someone's "buns" (butt) for the purposes of outercourse or anal sex.

"I told my wife that I was simply at the neighbor's to bake some banana bread, but I think she's on to me."

by shimmythejimmy April 15, 2020

Banana Snorkle

A head job in the water

Alice lets go for a swim in the pool, my rod needs Banana Snorkle : )

by winkleberry August 13, 2011

Rip Bananas

A surfing term, meaning to surf, or shred waves.

"Dude, let's go rip bananas!"

Or:

"I totally ripped bananas off the beach-side today. The water was really cold."

by Setarii December 17, 2009