slide n glide

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.

Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!

by Mr. Hankey May 03, 2022

Slide off of your tray

To inhale smoke of a pill tray

"Can I get a slide off of your tray bro"? I got a dollar for a slide bro!!

by Big Daddy Dickums March 26, 2024

slided slap

when you slide into the DM's and leave a nasty comment

Person 1: That motherfucker gave me a slided slap!
Person 2: Did it hurt?
Person 1: Bruh....

by darealpotatoe March 14, 2016

Moon slide

When diarrhea wakes you up from sleep at night

After visiting taco bus, I awoke to a moon slide

by Rcm380 September 09, 2022

Mexican mud slide

Shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head causing your entire body to enter a woman’s vagina at the bottom

Me and your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night

by Live laugh May 18, 2021

slide fr

to have a clean truck that looks good when driving

that boy alex slide fr in his platinum

by dr.stealyogirl March 20, 2023

Red Tide Slide

When 2 lesbians are oiled up and one or both are having that "time of the month" and slide off each other during the act of 69

My lesbian coworker got hurt after an red tide slide last night

by Juggernaut 69 June 29, 2021