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Cooter Slap

Slapping a female in her genitalia to inflict pain.
He cooter slapped the shit out of her! That is what she gets for the junk punch.
by ThatGuyFromIdaho July 23, 2015
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Banana Slap

Banana slap is a game meant to be played on road trips in which one gently slaps anyone in the vehicle upon seeing a yellow car. While it may seem simple, "banana slap" is a game with many rules.

1. The car must be over 50% yellow to be counted as a yellow car (yellow decals alone do not count).
2. In the event of a semi truck, the actual truck portion of the vehicle must be yellow to be counted as a yellow vehicle.
3. Construction vehicles such as Bobcats are not included.
4. Tangerine and gold cars are NOT to be included as a banana.

5. Once a car has been called, no other player can also slap for that vehicle.
6. When you see a yellow car simply hit another player and say "banana slap".
7. In the event of a yellow punch buggy- you may hit two people once, or one person twice granted that they don't call the punch buggy or banana first.

8. You do not get to hit everyone in the car. You must pick one person.
Friend 1: Is that a yellow car?
Friend 2: Banana slap!
Friend 1: Aw you got me!
by Lorange101 December 26, 2020
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Spit Slap

The act of spitting on one's or self hand until your hand is soaked in spit, then slapping a victims face, usually asleep.
"I'm going to give this asshole a spit slap!"
by Jamie21699523 June 7, 2017
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jizzle slap

1. When a man ejaculates on his own hand and slaps another person across the face. 2. When a man ejaculates on another person's hand while tickling their face, causing them to slap jiz-filled hand across one's face. *Each of these resulting in a jiz-covered face.
Patrick was firmly massaging his penis causing ejaculation onto Ken's hand. Becky was tickling Ken's nose with a feather causing Ken jizzle slapped himself. Ken's face was covered in Patrick's jiz!
by ladyfembot July 19, 2011
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Schlong Slap

The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.
Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.
by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020
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Bitch Slap

A bitch slap is a slap to a cheek with an open hand, held flatly and sometimes with a moderate wind up. It is usually used as a moderately painful, usually being treated immediately with lighter contact, described as "holding your chin".
Remember when Azelia bitch slapped Nayori on Real Snakes?
by Yumko July 15, 2018
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Badger Slap

I want you to Badger Slap me with a bag of frozen peas.
by honeybadger42 September 11, 2011
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