slapping pappy

To choke the chicken, beat the meat, or jerk ones self off.

I wish he would get out of the bathroom, he must be in there slapping pappy!

by City cowgirl May 16, 2018

Smoothie Slap

A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:

"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"

Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.

So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!

by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010

Slap Oysters

Another term of scissoring.

Hay gurl, you wanna go slap oysters later?
Only if we can use that new double ender I picked up.

by homigawd January 12, 2009

gran slap

When a gran slaps you with her moist breast

Ouch you gran slapped me

by Orangatangmilk November 5, 2017

slapping strawberries

While in the act of double penetration, the two males have their nut sacks slapping against each other.

Man, while doubling this chick, James and I were slapping strawberries

by Sepp Dogg January 3, 2008

hood slaps

Ignint lyrics that provoke a lot of emotions. Beats that bang and are hyfy as fuck.

Turn this weak Drake shit off. I need to hear some hood slaps.

by ghettoqu33n January 15, 2016

swimmer slap

When you bust a nut in your hand then slap the hoe

Hey wanna take part in a good swimmer slap

by Oldlambo26 November 3, 2022