The evil version of taking a self-care day.
A chance for a depressed person to abandon all commitments and responsibilities to do things that make them feel terrible.
Extra points if you take time off work or miss an inportant deadline.
A chance for a depressed person to abandon all commitments and responsibilities to do things that make them feel terrible.
Extra points if you take time off work or miss an inportant deadline.
Person 1: "I haven't seen you since last week, are you okay?"
Person 2: "I just took a self-destruct day. I slept for 14+ hours, then stayed in bed and rewatched episodes of the US office and ate so much food I couldn't move."
Person 1: "Bro, you need to go back to therapy."
Person 2: "I just took a self-destruct day. I slept for 14+ hours, then stayed in bed and rewatched episodes of the US office and ate so much food I couldn't move."
Person 1: "Bro, you need to go back to therapy."
by psykotisk December 04, 2021
Mindless Self Indulgence , an American electropunk band formed in New York City in 1997. Their music has a mixed style which includes punk rock, alternative rock, electronica, techno, industrial, hip hop, breakbeat hardcord, and a satire band with many satire song titles and words used in each song.
by greenbean219 January 14, 2022
The act of treating ones self to something that relaxes them or that they enjoy. An example of this is used when in Parks and Recreation the TV series, Donna and Tom have a treat yo self day at the spa and mall.
by Serbian shipper and philosophe April 04, 2018
Act done during masturbation. When about to cum, get up, start spinning as fast as you can whilst ejaculating and humming carnival music.
by Erick Pineapple August 30, 2017
The act of attacking someone under the ruse of self-defence, purely so they don't even get a chance to attack you. Usually happens in a bar or other locations that could have disturbance.
Person A: Giving me skittles should apply to you doing any Glasweigan things, such as bottling women, and taking heroin. Deep fried foods are okay, if it's fish. Anything else, a skittle.
Person B: then I'm gonna end up spending my student loan on a box of skittles and sending down south to you.
haha
Person A: I can live with that
Person B: well deep fried foods I tend to avoid anyways - healthy diet for hockey! haha!
Person A: Well try to stick with it! Bottling women should be okay but the taking heroin.Well actually, it's incredibly smart if you think about it. The heroin and the deep frying cancel each other out
Person B: and the bottling is self defence??
Person A: Pre-self defence.
Person B: ahhh yes
Person B: then I'm gonna end up spending my student loan on a box of skittles and sending down south to you.
haha
Person A: I can live with that
Person B: well deep fried foods I tend to avoid anyways - healthy diet for hockey! haha!
Person A: Well try to stick with it! Bottling women should be okay but the taking heroin.Well actually, it's incredibly smart if you think about it. The heroin and the deep frying cancel each other out
Person B: and the bottling is self defence??
Person A: Pre-self defence.
Person B: ahhh yes
by James Frost January 31, 2011
Man A "Hey did you here about shelly"
Man B "No what happened"
Man A "Apparently she boarded the football bus and banged the whole team"
Man B "Dammm shame we missed out, I'd heard Shelley has low self esteem"
Man B "No what happened"
Man A "Apparently she boarded the football bus and banged the whole team"
Man B "Dammm shame we missed out, I'd heard Shelley has low self esteem"
by Da_Real_JZ April 21, 2009
Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a more formal way of describing the act of spontaneously self-combusting. A more graphic description of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is where a flame inside the body bursts into a flaming outbreak, consuming the body and possibly the surrounding area.
The concept of Spontaneous Self-Combustion first appeared in writing in a Charles Dickens novel. Could the idea be linked with vampirism (burning in light), love (an internal flame of love) or smoking (accidentally inhaling/swallowing lighters, and/or fuel - don't try that at home, or anywhere for that matter)?
The practicality of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is questionable; can a human (mostly made of water) really spontaneously self-combust? Not that I am trying to taint the fun, or anything.
Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a fairly surreal concept to most, so fire-proof underclothing has not yet become necessary. Not yet.
The concept of Spontaneous Self-Combustion first appeared in writing in a Charles Dickens novel. Could the idea be linked with vampirism (burning in light), love (an internal flame of love) or smoking (accidentally inhaling/swallowing lighters, and/or fuel - don't try that at home, or anywhere for that matter)?
The practicality of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is questionable; can a human (mostly made of water) really spontaneously self-combust? Not that I am trying to taint the fun, or anything.
Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a fairly surreal concept to most, so fire-proof underclothing has not yet become necessary. Not yet.
As the person innocently wandered down the street, an internal flame grows into a rage and eats at the mortal remains. It was most unjustified!
by Globule June 23, 2005