two hand the pump

A term for using two hands when holding a gun

If you make me mad I might two hand the pump

by Allmanwords June 1, 2017

revenue-pumping-whore

a traffic cop who actively produce ticketed fines for refractions, regardless as to how minuscule they may be, in order to increase his statistics in upholding regulations and the funding of city municipals.

Yesterday a revenue-pumping-whore ticketed me for J-walking, simply 'cause I crossed the street after the warning light was flashing red!

by JasperIsDead July 29, 2012

Pumped up Kicks

Something rich white boys have. Picture a boy named SAM and and is damn rich and has a mouth. Foster the people then come in and shoot them.

Oh look SAM has those Pumped up kicks. Let's go shoot his ass

by KingTurkey December 19, 2018

bike pump bump

To place a bump of coke or k in a bike pump and have someone push the pump.
-dangerous and stupid activity

Wanna do a bike pump bump?

by Gaillehoe November 15, 2022

One Pump Man

When you and your significant other are havin hot sex but you finish too early.

Man: Ugh uhnn

Woman: Did you already finish? Ugh you're definitely a one pump man

by ThisHobgoblin August 10, 2016

My heart pumps piss

completely unsympathetic, showing no concern
lack of caring
heartless

My friend said, my heart pumps piss for you. You complain about your boss, while I have no job.

by rucus7 June 22, 2011

Really pumps my Nads

An expression used by Judd Nelson in the movie The Breakfast Club, often used sarcasticly to express enjoyment, or lack there of.

John Bender is absently tearing up books
Andrew Clark: That's real intelligent.
John Bender: You're right. It's wrong to destroy literature. It's such fun to read. And
examines title
John Bender: Moe-Lay really pumps my nads.
Claire Standish: Moliere.

by Syddi October 6, 2008