Post-Binge Syndrome

Post-Binge Syndrome, AKA PBS, is when you finish Binging a series or seasons of a show then after you don’t know what to do with yourself. PBS causes a feeling of being lost and can last up to a week.

I just finished watching all of The Office, now I got Post-Binge Syndrome. I don’t know what to do. I feel lost

Post-Binge Syndrome by AyyyeeeRon May 19, 2020

Post Quarantine Clarity

Similar to post nut clarity, post quarantine clarity refers to the sudden moment of lucidity an individual experiences once shutdowns / lockdowns / stay at home orders are lifted and they no longer feel an attraction to their quarantine buddy.

Becky: Heard so-and-so broke it off with so-and-so once bars reopened. Must’ve been that post quarantine clarity.

Post Quarantine Clarity by GeminiThief July 9, 2020

post-O smile 

a broad and blissful smile after one tremendous or multiple orgasms smile

wherever I go I see your post-O smile....

post-O smile by Theoxxx July 16, 2020

Post Traumatic Down Syndrome 

Kind of like a brain fart, but much more severe. This usually happens in a discord call with your closest friends because of course it does.

Friend: Have you seen Mike anywhere?

You: No I haven't seen hyimom.

Friend: Hyimom?

You: Oh my god I have Post traumatic Down Syndrome

Post Traumatic Down Syndrome by VBSBazooka September 1, 2020

post bender blues 

sad/unfulfilled feels the day after getting drunk

bro #1: duuude i’m feelin bummed out after last night
bro #2: ayo you’ve probably just got post bender blues

post bender blues by bugsbun September 6, 2020

Post-Orgasmic Rage

Contrary to Post-nut clarity, Post-Orgasmic rage sends the victim into a state of pure unbridled violence and rage, one which usually ends up with someone having their head slammed through a wall.

Person 1: Hey did you have Post-Orgasmic rage last night?

Person 2: Hell yah! I totally took a bat and whacked that chick in the head!

Post-Orgasmic Rage by NotSusanHeffley September 20, 2020

Post-Orgasm Flatulence 

When you’ve been beatin’ up the pussy and you finally sling some batter. As your abdominal muscles begin to relax, you can feel gases rush towards the exit door like a fat kid chasing the ice cream man. Just then, you fart so hard you tear a hole in your prison wallet.

“Bruh...what did you eat?”

“No brah. It’s not what I ate. It’s who I banged. Pussy was so good she gave me post-orgasm flatulence.”

Post-Orgasm Flatulence by CrushDiddy October 2, 2020