My blow mattress sprung a leak while I was camping last week, lucky I had my Prison Pillow as backup; slept like a baby.
by L. Hutz September 18, 2025
Get the Prison Pillowmug. A similar type of conversation as a Blanket Statement, only this time it is not a statement at all and is instead an action where the one making the statement will suffocate (usually by a pillow) said person(s) being approached; A less broad statement than the Blanket Statement, but a stronger way to send a message.
Guy: Look, I'm sorry man, I just don't get it.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.
by Gbunny81 July 22, 2022
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