toasted bagel

The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .

He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.

by eggos January 07, 2015

toast jumpscared

When the sound of the toaster after it finishes toasting catches you by surprise

(mother) Why the fuck did you scream like that?

(son) Nothing mom, I got toast jumpscared

by mangojam 11 March 09, 2024

hipster toast

Putting random shit on toast like avocado, goat cheese, or other nasty things.

"Bro, wanna go get hipster toast" - Dude with man bun

by park_chop October 27, 2015

roasted toasted

mmm toast

my dick is roasted toasted

by maxtonwashere December 10, 2021

The Toast Man

Retarded racist Polish man who uses Reddit and Discord, he has two beautiful daughters: Christine and Adama.
he's from East Poland but lives in West Poland.
if you see a Reddit user called "amon_gus_sus42069"
or
"@Toaster_brained_idiot" on discord, avoid that user.

"God dammit i hate The Toast Man he's so racist"
"kill yourself"

by Tit sucker January 21, 2024

Toasted fridge

cool guy ngl his TT is dlhnamething and youtube toasted fridge go follow and sub to him

The best guy i know is toasted fridge

by DLHnamething April 05, 2022

Coke Toast

A delicious dish invented by skillful YouTuber Matt Rose for his 5K sub special consisting of two bags of Haribo Cola Gummy Bears that you put in a pan, let them cook for a bit till they melt, afterwards you pour two 330 ml cans of Coca-Cola (a total of 660 litres) and let it cook for a few minutes (according to the Michelin Chef himself, to test if it is done, take your wooden ladle and drag it across the pan, if it leaves a distinct line for a few moments, you are done! Then pour your concoction onto two triangle-shaped slices of toast (without the crust) and enjoy your tasty meal!

Matt is the best cook of all time! Did you hear about his Coke Toast?

by Crispy Concords July 10, 2023