toast is the best thing ever with some butter on it and some honey on it mixed up together just try it.
i like toast
by Drakekv21 March 9, 2017

by Crapulousity March 3, 2009

When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.
Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”
Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
by Yote yaterr November 26, 2021

by aSurfingClown December 1, 2014

by SmokingJesus101 September 3, 2016

by Cloud.ze.fluffy.wolf May 26, 2020

When you get home after selling a bunch of candy and there's two girls the one that you left and another one just there with you and they made breakfast.
by Nohandle@weather September 5, 2021
