Alex decided that our relationship wasn't for the best but then decided to go out of her way to block and stalk you
by blockandstockcreator January 20, 2022
A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.
Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.
Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.
Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?
Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.
Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?
Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!
Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.
Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?
Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!
Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
by HelpImBeingEatenByAChinchilla! June 24, 2016
by a real nigga from 151 January 03, 2022
1. My mom took my TV privileges away, I'm getting Doc Blocked!
2. Netflix isn't working, I'm getting Doc Blocked!
3. "Hey Man, did you see the new Doctor Who episode on Saturday?"
"No, man, my cable was cut off, I got Doc Blocked"
2. Netflix isn't working, I'm getting Doc Blocked!
3. "Hey Man, did you see the new Doctor Who episode on Saturday?"
"No, man, my cable was cut off, I got Doc Blocked"
by iloveoz1125 September 24, 2011
Andrew: "The steam engine was catalyst of the scientific revolution."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."
by rainbomonkeybuttsex November 21, 2011
by myrealname2 April 18, 2021