Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.
Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h
Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h
Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”
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