"I accidentally went new commando today when I forgot my Blackberry at home."
incommunicado radio silence unreachable
incommunicado radio silence unreachable
by Bart's Mom August 11, 2009
A Contemporary Term making reference to The Minimal of The Hurricane Katrina Evacuees migrating to Dallas, Texas and the cultural influence The Native of New Orleans have brought to Dallas, Texas
by The Saint from The 4 February 21, 2011
The phenomena of increased attractiveness of a person who is new to your school/workplace/sharehouse/friendship group. Over time their attractiveness will return to its true value as you begin to notice their crooked teeth/lazy eye/big nose/other trivial imperfections.
Guy 1: "Have you seen the new girl at work? She's pretty hot. I'd give her a 9."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but give it a couple of weeks. She's still new hot, so she could drop to a 8 or a 7."
Guy 3: "And she could also just be work hot. Could send her down another point or 2."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but give it a couple of weeks. She's still new hot, so she could drop to a 8 or a 7."
Guy 3: "And she could also just be work hot. Could send her down another point or 2."
by Word Smythe August 29, 2007
by ih8mycousin March 27, 2019
The Worst State in the freakin Union. Crappy things come out of it like Snooky, the entire shoreline, and horrible sports teams.
A comparative noun used to describe how bad somebody hates something
A comparative noun used to describe how bad somebody hates something
1. Dude, why are we going to New Jersey, everyone knows any other eastern coastal states is better than New Jersey.
2. Man, I hate that more than New Jersey. Nah, I can't hate anything more than I hate New Jersey
2. Man, I hate that more than New Jersey. Nah, I can't hate anything more than I hate New Jersey
by Hoot Jackson September 11, 2011
A town in New Jersey that you drive through to get to the mall. That's all that New Gretna will ever be good for. That and their shitty bonfires, cheap gas, and ghetto convenience stores that'll sell you dip. It's also home to a large Viking Yachts factory, which is that place where you get backed up for an hour on route 9 from all of the employees pulling out of the parking lot. Oh, there's also that big white wine bottle on the side of the road, if that counts for anything.
It's also known as "Bass River", and if you don't drive a shitty pickup truck, don't even dare turning off Route 9, or else you will be pulled over by Pineys, get all your teeth knocked out, and be forced to interbreed with your family, and be forced to live in a hell hole called "Offshore Manor", which is closer to being in Mystic than New Gretna.
Every single person in New Gretna smokes weed, so if you don't, be sure to roll up your windows to avoid being hit with a whiff of pot smoke that's permanently trapped in the ozone layer over the town.
It's also known as "Bass River", and if you don't drive a shitty pickup truck, don't even dare turning off Route 9, or else you will be pulled over by Pineys, get all your teeth knocked out, and be forced to interbreed with your family, and be forced to live in a hell hole called "Offshore Manor", which is closer to being in Mystic than New Gretna.
Every single person in New Gretna smokes weed, so if you don't, be sure to roll up your windows to avoid being hit with a whiff of pot smoke that's permanently trapped in the ozone layer over the town.
Driver:Look at all these cars backed up! New Gretna must be a happening town-oh wait, they're just leaving viking yachts.
Hick with a Confederate flag shirt:I'm not a racist, im just supporting my fellow civil war heroes.
Disgusting Girl:I get trashed in the woods every day, just keepin' it classy.
Hick with a Confederate flag shirt:I'm not a racist, im just supporting my fellow civil war heroes.
Disgusting Girl:I get trashed in the woods every day, just keepin' it classy.
by MyNameIsDickbutt May 20, 2010
-the city where you can drink underage and get away wit it
-the city where if you step in the wrong neighborhood you get capped for looking like a tourist
-the city where a nigga can get shot for borrowing his homies crack pipe to long
-the city that is named the murder capitol almost every year
-the city where there is like 1 nice neighborhood
-the city with the most shitty education period
-the city where if you step in the wrong neighborhood you get capped for looking like a tourist
-the city where a nigga can get shot for borrowing his homies crack pipe to long
-the city that is named the murder capitol almost every year
-the city where there is like 1 nice neighborhood
-the city with the most shitty education period
white springbreaker-"yay i finally made it to new orleans to party!"
black dude-"shut the fuck up white tourist boy"
black dude-"shut the fuck up white tourist boy"
by magnolia slim July 12, 2005