Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

felicity's mum

Fit

Who's that

Felicity's mum

Oh she's fit

by 123yourgay March 5, 2017

Mum-off

To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.

Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc

by rob1982 January 3, 2013

Ur mum

Fat

It’s simple: fat. What more do you deman from ur mum?

by TheRunawayWagon March 24, 2019

Ur mum not cool

It means ur mom not cool

Jimmmy hey Ron ur mum not cool
Ron No u
Jimmy fucking dies

by Nooblegend2769 May 7, 2020

Ur mum

A joke that nobody likes

For example Aiden: Ur mum
Everyone: nobody cares

by KaylaYT February 5, 2022

leejays mum

an absolute mythical beast of a woman, perfect in every way inside and out

leejays mum is fit asf

by smellyrabbitOM March 8, 2025