moby

A man's genetalia. It must be huge in order to be considered a Moby.

Damn, I got a Moby and all the Ahabs(A woman who jocks your huge dick) want some!

by NEGRO SANDIA October 29, 2003

Mobsternews

A pedantic, overly dramatic, and exceedingly jealous hermaphrodite who spends the majority of his time trying to earn the admiration of people in an iPhone game who he will never actually meet in real life. When he is not assuming the persona of a female, he can be found conjuring lies about the few people in aforementioned game with a scrap of moral integrity.

OMG! Did you see what Mobsternews wrote yesterday? I can't believe he would say that about that child with Leukemia...

by iMobsters January 25, 2011

Best Buy Mobile

Best place ever just ask Amy

Me: Hey Amy ever been to Best Buy Mobile?
Amy: Yep. Best Place ever!

by alwaysjamin April 7, 2010

mobbing

to go tagging, preferably with your krew members, non-stop, for a period of time.

Jon and i went mobbing in the allys last night

by SoApS PES April 26, 2006

Mobile Shit Splasher

When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.

Joe gave his wife a Mobile Shit Splasher for their golden anniversary.

by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008

mobama

People who want more Obama in every area of their lives, bringing up Obama in most conversations, memorizing long passages of his books, and actually considering buying the commercial souvenirs of Obama's election victory like decorative plates, are victim to "mobama" syndrome, which is also what these people say to express their desire for "more Obama"

Jeff just bought a tshirt with Obama riding a unicorn over a rainbow and has framed a souvenir Obama coin, he's addicted to mobama.

I think Andre kisses the Hope poster hanging over his bed before he goes to sleep. He's all mobama.

Stephanie's mobama Facebook icon is still encouraging people to vote Obama, and the election was like, six months ago.

I like Obama too, but your suggestion for cloning an army of Obamas to charm the Taliban to death by "just smiling that big grin" is a little mobama, man.

Do you think the President will sign my dog-eared copy of The Audacity of Hope? That would be the happiest day of my life... MOBAMAAAA!

by demographica April 28, 2009

Flash Mobbers

A group of people who just annoy the shit out of innocent people and sometimes "jump" them. These groups of people are usually found in the city, downtown, and public transportation. They are known for usually messing with skaters. Flash Mobbers have no relation to the other groups of people that appear from out of nowhere, to perform predetermined actions, designed to amuse and confuse surrounding people.

I was having a bangin' skate sesh til' a bunch of flash mobbers showed up and we had to leave.

by couturemonsterr. July 5, 2011