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ALSA Mentality

It’s when a person starts working as a landscaper at the age of 8 1/2 with their dad. Then, 4 years later, you begin sharing 50% ownership of the company with your dad. As well, you try to be close to God as possible. You follow the commandments, and your church precepts. You also, if you are privileged enough to , go to a religious school such as Catholic or Christian school. You also plan to abandon your landscaping company to become a priest or deacon. You will determine whether you study for priesthood or deaconhood by your celibacy promise. If you are not dating anyone by the end of high school, then you will study priesthood. If you are with someone by the end of High school, you will study deaconhood. In your daily life, you will wear what ever you want, but try wearing Pro Club, Dickies, addidas superstars, Levi 501s, and etc. You will listen to Spanish music. Especially corridos such as Peso Pluma and Fuerza Regida. You will try your best to pray before eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Pray after breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And end the day with the Angel of God prayer before going to sleep. You will try your best to eat balanced meals and eat not to much. Eat protein and things with low amounts of sugar or even no sugar is better. Have a planet fitness membership and go workout when you get the chance to. Be nice to girls. And comply with what they want but not big demands.
Person 1: Ay, that dude at Mass who was wearing Pro Club, apparently he owns 50% ownership of ALSA JR LAWNCARE AND HAULING.

Person 2: Really!? He got to be following the ALSA Mentality.
by alonsoalsajrsalcedojrofical January 13, 2026
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Mental Attacking Fan

"Mental Attacking Fan" is often used in slang to mean "Lame Ass Bitch Faggot Bitch Bitch Faggot Gay"
"Mental Attacking Fan"

"Oh, I know that guy, he's a lame ass bitch faggot bitch bitch faggot gay!"
by bigroccobigwhack January 21, 2025
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guest mentality

When a person has “guest mentality” they like to use their expensive and fancy household consumables for themselves to enjoy rather than “saving it for when a guest comes”

Such items identified as: fancy soaps, expensive candles & other home fragrances, fancy cutlery & dining table cloths.
My mother definitely has guest mentality, she is burning a large jo malone candles

and it’s just me and her in the house.
by greentoy99 January 25, 2025
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Mental Illness

I don't have any.
Hym "Rejecting you view of woman and not attributing value to your lives is not a mental illness. Rights or death. Entirely independent of my views. No exceptions. No concessions. I have decided to be a misogynist and I refuse to stop."
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025
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Mental Maracas

When you shake your pill bottles like maracas.
Kayleigh: “Lily, look at my mental maracas!”

*shakes pill bottles*
Lily: “you freak.”
by Kaw209 February 9, 2025
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Muso Mentality

An extremely positive mindset or mentality that allows you to reach your goals or desires. This mental state can only be achieved in the presence of AJM.
“Yo dude, you need to be more positive, and get that Muso Mentality.”
by Earl’s dick February 18, 2025
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Small Nipples Mentality

Elon Musk. What a manchild with money be like. He thinks he could coerce everyone to obey him and do what he wants.
Do not have small nipples mentality, or you're a grown-up humanchild.
by Shiine-1 February 23, 2025
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