No Murder March

'No Murder March' is when in the month of March you have to hold back your urges and commit no heinous crimes of murder.

Jim: "Bro have you seen Harold recently? I think he went missing"
Harold: "Sorry there brother I failed 'No Murder March' my bad!"
Jim: "You fail every year!!!"

by ParkingMeter02 November 12, 2022

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March 8

U are the HOTTEST person ever and the person with the birthday March 6 likes you

March 6: Hey _____

March 8:do u think I’m hot?

March 6: ummmmmm maybe

by Kid in ur grade January 8, 2022

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March 24

Ask your best friend brother out

(They have to say yes )

Brenda : hey um do you wanna go out

Angel: um what the heck you my sisters best friend why are you asking me out

Brenda : cause its march 24 day to ask your best friend brother out

Angel: ok then sure

by anonymous January 8, 2022

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March 30

Happy Birthday Ally!! We love you so so much 💗

Sarah: what’s something that you love about March 30th?
Ally: it’s my special day!!

by Its.chelseaa January 10, 2022

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March 6

sun

its march 6th
you know what that means
yeah

by amongus man January 12, 2022

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March 15

On March the 15th it is national play Minecraft for 3 hours day! This is done to help Mojang get more new and exiting updates out as March is when the most new Minecraft players join!

"It is March 15th James"
"So it is Bob, to yours to play Minecraft?"

by Mojang Studios fun facts January 13, 2022

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