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cnc machine

Built like an expense precise machine
She (or him) is built like a CNC Machine
by Neme-san February 23, 2023
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mexican slot machine

When you pull down on a guys dick like a lever, and he then proceeds to shit all over you.
by t3hdillo September 18, 2014
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machine gun

Machine gun,
A gun that fires automaticly and shoots lots of rounds very quickly.
by Busta dogg May 22, 2006
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Internet Vigilante Machine

What the Internet Hate Machine changes into when it feels the need to right injustices in the world and on the net.

See Kenny Glenn.

Also known as the Internet Vigilante Group.
Although Anonymous are called hackers on steroids and vilified by the US media, in Canadia they see things moar clearly. The Internet Hate Machine, is a force for good and were dubbed an invaluable Internet Vigilante Group (Internet Vigilante Machine) by the Toronto Police Department after they were alerted to a child molester in their midst by this 1337 Cyber Posse, tireless Internets crusaders who doesn't afraid of anything; not even curtains nor dogs.

After exposing Chris Forcand and his brb, church shenanigans to the public at large and the old media, Anonymous was awarded the Canadian Medal of Freedom (which comes in bags) after their 1337 sleuthing led Canadian Mounties to arrest Forcand last Wednesday.
by Zelnick again February 19, 2009
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MAC machine

A computer running a Macintosh operating system, either the old Mac OS 9/below (aka Classic), or the current BSD-based Mac OS X. These days a "mac machine" is almost assuredly manufactured by Apple Computers, because for some stupid reason Apple decided some years ago that no one else but them could make Macintoshes. (Editorial: I miss PowerComputing).

This phrase is usually spoken by an older woman who knows next to nothing about computers, as would the phrase "windows machine". And it's not sexist of me to say that, because it's just a fact. There's nothing wrong with being an older woman.
Older woman: Excuse me? I am having troubles with my stupid mac machine. It won't let me connect to the internet!
Person: Let's see... it doesn't look like you have any means of connecting to the internet. No phone line, no cable modem, no wireless, nothing.
Older Woman: So?
Person: These things don't just happen on their own, woman.


*The Next Person Who Posts a Definition Here:*
Omfg Macinsuxors Computorz sukc asss!!!! never use em! i from da getto in odessa, texas!
--Example:
--gayass mac machine did sssomthing bad
by Ober June 15, 2004
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MAC machine

someone who hits on, or "macks it," to guys or gals often and well
"walter got three girls' numbers in one night! what a mac machine..."
by kelley June 18, 2004
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Reach around at the copy machine

While one person, usually someone of higher significance of the other, is making copies (or faxing documents), a subordinate comes from behind to acquire favoritism by providing digital stimulation from within the pocket of the copy maker.
Make copies in the billing department, especially if you're a supervisor! You can get your faxes done, a reach around at the copy machine AND a happy ending!
by superlluclkycat January 13, 2009
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