May 30th 

May 30th is National Sex Day. You have to have sex with anyone who asks you to, no matter what.🤷

Guy - Hey Olivia wanna have sex?

Girl - No thank you.

Guy - But it's May 30th?

Girl - What's May 30th?

Guy - National Sex Day!

Girl - Okay fine..

May 30th by danisreallyhorny May 29, 2022

May 30 

National kiss someone day kiss anyone

Heyyyy it’s may 30 u know what that means

May 30 by Blackmonkey12345 May 30, 2022

May 22 

National make out with your crush in a closet at your friends birthday party day

ITS MAY 22 BRO! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSSS

May 22 by Cybercattocora June 9, 2022

May 24 

The day a strong, kind, and hot af person was born. They are the most loyal person you will ever meet, and they will never lie to you. You better know how incredibly lucky you are to have someone born on this day in your life, and better treat them like a fucking god because it doesn't get much better than them.

person #1: Happy birthday!
person #2: Thanks!
person #3: wait, your birthday is may 24th? wow, no wonder I like you so much, we should go out sometime!
person #2: no way, I am dating (insert person #1 name here) and I would never cheat on them, it's nice to meet you though.
person #1: I am so lucky to have you (insert person #2 name here)!

May 24 by The favorite <3 June 24, 2022

May 26 

Congrats cuz if your born in this day you are born on the same day Gurt’s girls from Despicable Me dance recital was on.

Person one: Did you know Gurt’s girls dance thing was on May 26??
Person two: Really???
Person one: Yeah I saw it in the movie!

May 26 by Coffee=PowerDrug June 29, 2022

may 4th 

the best day of the year because its my birthday

people born on may 4th are hot tbh. (cause i am

may 4th by Olivia.Merry.Bear.203 July 21, 2022

May 24 

The fu*k off day

Oh may 24

May 24 by Diskinis September 3, 2022