When someone says they will help you with something that is time consuming and tiresome, but hardly do any work and tell you what to do and that you're doing it wrong.
Omg, Jason is such an ass. He said that he would help me with fixing and redoing my bedroom but just sat there jessing.
by Thenoblefoxman December 24, 2019
They are one of the best couples to walk the earth, they are both exceptional people alone, but when together they are unstoppable.
James is really funny and without a doubt the sexiest man to walk the earth
Jess is extremely beautiful and has a body made in heaven, her personality is bubbly and sweet
James is really funny and without a doubt the sexiest man to walk the earth
Jess is extremely beautiful and has a body made in heaven, her personality is bubbly and sweet
Dani: OMG! who are they, they look so good together
Derek: How do you not know, that's James and jess The coolest couple ever.
Derek: How do you not know, that's James and jess The coolest couple ever.
by Random person 1980 November 22, 2021
1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.
2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.
3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.
4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.
3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.
4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess
2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess
3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess
2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess
3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
by turtle-paws February 07, 2012
Amelie and Jess are one of the best dynamic duos you'll ever see. Funny, quick-witted, emotional and just plain awesome. They may have had some ups and downs in their time, but at the end of the day they've shared some great memories and will continue to share more. They're both just awesome and are absolutely perfect for each other. They're the perfect power couple.
by BruhSoundEffect.WAV December 31, 2018
"Holy shit is that Jess White? She is the most beautiful, fit, sexy girl i've ever seen!"
"I know dude, but she's also very passionate, kind, caring and extremely fucking awesome! I think i'm in love with her"
"I know dude, but she's also very passionate, kind, caring and extremely fucking awesome! I think i'm in love with her"
by r1l3y_p Insta January 30, 2021
by That one guy714 July 13, 2022
by Turtle1290 February 17, 2018